The lonely turd

This is the story of the lonely turd. We first spotted it 8 January 2014:

Visit map for 2014-01-08, or click image above for larger view.

Here it is, still living under its bush, 13 October 2014:

Visit map for 2014-10-13, or click image above for larger view.

Please help find this lonely turd a home, it is deteriorating very slowly, has no friends, but does seem able to move itself a little from time to time (perhaps it has some ratty friends who come to play with it?).